Next time, she’ll try a mohawk.
Yoshi September 10th. 2006, 7:56pmMy wife, ever on the quest to save money and treat our dog well at the same time, ordered a dog shaving electric razor from the Internet. The package came the next day in the mail when no one was home, so our security guard held the package for us. Since our security guard is very "dog unfriendly", the package was delivered with instructions. It had to be wrapped so no one could tell what it was, and the delivery person wasn’t supposed to say where the package was from. Our anonymous brown package arrived, and this was inside:
I was feeling a little under the weather today and couldn’t help out much. I had been teaching with a sore throat, and over the weekend I hadn’t gotten enough rest. I spent the entire night restless, and got hardly any sleep. As a result, I was far to tired to help with the shaving procedure. I walk the dog, and she takes care of the fur anyway. It’s just how the division of labor has broken down since we got Yoshi. Still, I’m thankful for her initiative, because otherwise I’d be walking around a mop with feet. I went to sleep in the middle of the afternoon while my wife had decided this was the day she was going give Yoshi’s paws and butt (in typical Korean fashion) a shave. She had already given him a bath, so all she needed to do was fire up the razor and get started.
I didn’t witness the shaving myself, but it went something like this: The razor would be engaged, and Yoshi would freak out. She would spent about two or three minutes trying to get a paw in the proper position, then grab the dreaded "Newspaper of Doom" to keep the dog from biting and running off. Then there would be about ten minutes of cooing and soothing sounds as she calmed the dog down and then the process would start again. Each time, I would wake up, hear the newspaper, the razor, fall asleep, then wake up again when the next cycle started again.
It led to some strange dreams.
Anyway, Yoshi looks good with his paws shaved. He has more traction to move around, won’t get as dirty, and has been calmer now that he isn’t getting chased after with hair cutting tools.
5 Responses to “Next time, she’ll try a mohawk.”
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September 12th, 2006 at 2:08 am
Since you mentioned mohawks, I have to get something off my chest. Chad Johnson, the Bengals star player, sports a mohawk. This consists of a strip of shrot-trimmed hair running straight down the middle of the top of his head. It has become something of a trend in Cincinnati. I saw two students yesterday walking around with this type of mohawk. They were white and their hair was not as neatly trimmed. It appeared as if they had taken a weed-whacker to each other’s scalps. Truly disturbing.
Attention idiots: you look stupid!
September 12th, 2006 at 7:49 pm
I once sported a mohawk for a few days. I made my mother shriek in terror before she decided it was photoworthy and snapped a few pictures.
Mohawks are wonderful ways to express your freedom and independence in terms of style, however so many people do such a poor job on them its lost its touch I think.
I looked totally awesome, however. Thank you very much.
September 13th, 2006 at 12:36 am
I did ot mean to diminish the mohawk as a style. I was simply baffled that these two students would walk around with such hideous haircuts. I’ve loved the mohawk ever since Mr. T on the A-Team.
September 13th, 2006 at 8:35 pm
No Mo-hawk will EVER look as good as Mr. T’s mohawk, so why bother? It’s not worth the constant comparisons to someone far greater than the average Mohawk sporting person can ever aspire to be.
September 14th, 2006 at 7:58 am
That had me laughing out loud.