We’ve been trying to get in touch with my parents via Skype for the holidays, but have ran into typical poor web design from a Korean website that prevents us from getting the work done. Korean credit cards sometimes require an online verification code program to be run to make sure that there have been attempts at making sure that the Internet purchase was made securely. It’s not always needed. Any purchases we’ve done in the past six months haven’t needed this step. All of a sudden for Skype we have this extra hurdle to jump through and we can’t get it done.

This is all because Korean companies insist on using Internet Explore 6 for everything. Internet Explorer 6 is horrible, and I can’t believe Korean people still demand that is used for anything on the web. It’s just bad in basically every way a web browser can be. I’ve been prevented from buying stuff at a Korean website because the Korean rendering in Internet Explorer 8, the version the rest of the world is forced to use, can’t decipher the cryptic Korean web design process. I don’t like using Internet Explorer at all, but at least it is a somewhat modern browser with tabs and an attempt at security. Using Internet Explorer 6 for online shopping is like going to a hooker without using a condom. When you catch something dangerous that makes your life hell, not only is it your fault, but you deserve it because you know better than to do something that stupid.

The Active X popup (shudder) that is mandated for use with this particular arcane process is so rudimentary that it can’t even display a drop down menu without truncating the last digit of the year to verify the credit card. The part of the popup that ISN’T a poorly antialiased image is unable to render Korean characters, so I have to agree to a Terms of Service agreement rendered in random ASCII characters. Do I agree? I don’t even know what you wrote! There are three mystery steps to the verification process, and even on a computer with Korean fonts and Korean input installed I can’t complete it. There is NO logic to the steps required to complete this. I have to go to the bank’s website, dig through FOUR menus to even begin, and even then I can’t read anything in their application.

At least the process is somewhat possible with Internet Explorer 8. Google Chrome marks the website as a dangerous attack site that wants to install malicious software onto my computer. I agree with Chrome. If I wasn’t forced to use Internet Explorer 6 to log in, I wouldn’t NEED that mandatory Active X web virus software suite, or the keylogger they forced me to install. This is why a mono-culture is bad. You assume everyone has the same problem with a shitty insecure browser, then demand that everyone follow the same stupid security practices. If you just designed the shit correctly the first time and made people upgrade past something released inĀ 2001 maybe fraud wouldn’t be such a big deal. I got a lot of hassle from my ISP and every service or install guy that came to the apartment for running Linux, but now that I am back to running Windows I still have to deal with this stupid shit. Ugh.

So, Merry Christmas everyone! Mom, Dad, if you read this, YOU need to call us in Skype, because we have no offline credit to call your phone, and we won’t till after the holidays.

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