Nude Candy and the most toxic thing on a stick
Korean life November 2nd. 2006, 7:41pm
Nude candy? It’s got a wrapper, so what’s the deal?
It takes a lot to make an American hot dog laced in chili and cheese look healthy in comparison, but Koreans have managed to surpass the US for "things no person should possibly eat". Jimmy Dean is firing back with this "food(?) on a stick" (as long as you define food loosely) however, so Korea has to figure out a way to incorporate tobacco and or alcohol into their next hot dog creation to really be the nation known for "most toxic thing served on a stick".
But wait, If a breaded hot dog isn’t a corn dog, So, what are plain hot dogs on sticks called? What does this have to do with a picture of candy? Well, an unbreaded hot dog on a stick is called a "nude dogs".
This candy isn’t an alternative to something deep fried and wrapped in sugar and French fries (at least that I know of), so why it is called a "nude" candy is beyond me. In the same aisle was a treat with the name of "Sexy & Love" candy. Perhaps these should be given together that would create an alchemic reaction of epic proportions.
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