We give out penalty papers when kids don’t do homework. It’s basically writing lines on both sides of the paper. We have a system so that if you fail to turn in homework twice within three classes, you get up to Level 2, which means two penalty papers.

I had one kid this week get up to Level 5. I sent him to the manager to get a good talking to. He arrived the next class all proud. He turned in his penalty papers.

I looked at them again. Then I inspected them all. Each paper had distinctly different handwriting. I had my bosses look at it, and they confirmed it.

The little slime ball handed his penalty papers out to his friends and had them do it for him. He was in the office for a long time because he stuck to his lie for a good twenty minutes.

I laughed out loud at this line. The situation is not really funny, but your writing is great. You should look into a book deal. The guy over at Waiter Rant got one.