Previously.

I ended up downtown again with my wife, and I had to reject several shirts for insane Engrish today. These happen to be the best of the worst.

Spreads out in the Mouth

The front of this shirt had something about “Grape Flavor Candy: Delicious Taste!” which makes the whole “Spreads Out in the Mouth” a little more sane.

Candy Stripper Deep Under Ground

I think there was a series of prints with the word “Candy Stripper” on them. It must have been from some sort of brand name I’ve never heard of before. I thought this shirt had said, “candy striper”, as in “Hospital Volunteer Deep Under Ground” until I looked at this picture more carefully.

Camp in Summer

So close! “It flies about”? What are they talking about? This is rather mild compared to the other two shirts. No implied sex or anything!

There were several other shirts that were picture worthy, but I was annoying my wife and holding up the process of getting a cheap shirt too much. We got something with a picture on it instead of strange text

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