Peanut Butter & Jelly Meme

This is my childhood recipe for PB&J:

Peanut butter: Chunky. It’s all we ever had at home.

Jelly: No.

Bread: Whatever is usually on hand, usually nutrition free White.

Crust: on. (What are you? A baby?)

Cut: no.

Prepartion: Take a piece of American cheese and put it on the bread. Take a spoon and put on a thick layer of peanut butter on top of the American cheese. The peanut butter should be at least as thick as the bread. Then, slap down a piece of American process cheese to contain the massive amounts of peanut butter from spilling out. Add another piece of bread.

**WARNING** Because of the cheese, bread, and massive amounts of peanut butter sticking together in your mouth, you WILL choke to death if you do not eat this sandwich with at least two glasses of milk.

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