::A Geek in Korea::

I’ve been called to duty to answer the question: What part of the “White People Stereotype” do I live up to? I’ve been reading the blog “Stuff White People Like” for a few weeks, so it’s funny that I got meme-tagged for it by a friend. I had actually considered blogging about it without even being asked to.

It’s SCARY accurate how “White” I am according to their website. Let me go through the list:

#71 Being the only white person around

Yes. I live in Asia, and I totally do this way more than I should.

#64 Recycling

I went home to visit my parents and got into a discussion with relatives about recycling accounting for about 95% of my waste disposal in Korea. (We recycle food, plastics, glass, paper, and cardboard here.) A few of my relatives told me they have the option to recycle, but didn’t out of laziness. I held back from releasing my almighty wrath of whiteness on them.

#63 Expensive Sandwiches

I can go for a sub from time to time, but really expensive sandwiches? No, not very much these days. I’m starting to get past sandwiches as meals.

#62 Knowing what’s best for poor people

If I’m guilty of this, I’d very, very sorry.

#61 Bicycles

I love riding bikes, but I can’t do it very often. I have a cheap bike, and I would never, ever brag about it.

#59 Natural Medicine

I’ve never taken natural medicine before arriving in Korea. My wife has an encyclopedic knowledge of every know food based remedy for a disease. I’ve taken Chinese medicine. It works about 50% of the time. I would probably try a herbal cure, but if it didn’t work, I’d be off to the hospital.

#58 Japan

I’ve been to Japan. I went to geek-central Tokyo as a sort of “Video game Hadj”. I have a non-romanticized view of a big city that has a lot of weird stuff in it. (Shrug) I like Korea better.

#55 Apologies

My wife told me to stop apologizing for everything I did when we first got married. Sorry about that.

Top Ten Hip Hop Songs White People Love

I like almost every song on this list. Seriously. These are awesome in an ironic way. (see #50)

#53 Dogs

Yes, I love my dog very much. It’s totally a “child proxy” to an alarming degree.

#51 Living by the water

I’ve LOVE to live near the water. I’d absolutely LOVE to.

#50 Irony

Irony? Yeah, I GUESS that’s cool. Sure, whatever.

#46 The Sunday New York Times

If I had access to the Sunday New York times, I’d basically be entertained for a week, not just Sunday. Plus, I listen to podcasts of just the HEADLINES of this newspaper daily.

#45 Asian Fusion Food

Actually, I’ve got enough of a spine to like the REAL stuff. Fusion stuff is for pansies.

#44 Public Radio

I don’t have an mp3 player for music. NPR owns my ears 50% of the time I’m walking alone outside the house any day of the week. Public radio gives me the much needed exposure to American culture I lack since I don’t watch television.

#38 Arrested Development

I LOVE this show. Seriously. SO much. MAN. If loving this show makes me white, I’m the whitest dude on Earth, because this is a fantastic thing in every meaning of the word.

#37 Renovations

My family always was working on our house. Part of my childhood.

#35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report

I watch every episode of both of these shows whenever possible. I quote it at work too.

#28 Not Having a TV

I HAVE a TV, only for Wii, and my wife’s shows. Other than MegaTV or gaming, I don’t turn it on. It sorta counts.

#25 David Sedaris

The quote about listing David Sedaris as a favorite author is EXACTLY what I have done in the past. I laughed for five minutes after I read that post. This is me.

#21 Writer’s Workshops

I secretly would love to be a writer.

#20 Being an expert on YOUR culture

I write about Korea all the time, but I never claim to know about it definitively. I’ve probably come across this way a few times to people I’ve met.

#19 Traveling

Have I been to Europe? Check. TWICE in fact. Have I gone to Africa and remote Asian countries to one-up people? Hell yes. My brother can’t say he’s been to Cambodia yet. I’ve got countries yet to see that I want to add to my list to bring our travels into parity. Yes, I travel just for stories and bragging rights.

#14 Having Black Friends

Anyone is welcome in the group of foreigners I hang out with. I hang out with people all over the world. I don’t consider skin color when making friends, white, black, or whatever.

#13 Tea

Teas I drink whenever: Earl Grey (Picard HO!), Green tea from Bosung which is my favorite, Green tea OTHER regions in Korea, Chinese Dragon tea, Jasmine tea, Onul Cha, Corn tea, Barley tea, and about a dozen others made from various roots, herbs, and flowers, and trees in Korea. I love tea.

#11 Asian Girls

I’m married to one. Not for any of the reasons listed on the site however.

#10 Wes Anderson movies

Only partially. I liked Rushmore and The Royal Tenenbaums. The rest I haven’t seen, or thought were average on the whole.

#8 Barack Obama

Totally.

#7 Diversity

This too. But not the superficial “Oh, look how easy it is to get different food” sort of way. Living in a homogeneous culture has made me aware of how a difference of opinion is sometimes a good thing.

#5 Farmers Markets

We shop at the farmer market that rolls into our apartment for fresh fruit. I don’t holier than thou about it though. Cheap fruit I don’t have to lug from the supermarket is just easier.

#2 Religions that their parents don’t belong to

I guess. (Shrug) Not out of spite.

In summary: Most of these are dead on. I’m not even ashamed of it. I don’t actively try to perpetuate stereotypes, and I don’t consider race in making decisions as far as I know. If I’m some sort of walking bag of white guy stereotypes, so be it. I’m just doing what I like, and if the things I enjoy lump me in a group of similar people, I don’t give a damn WHAT basis I’ve been categorized.

The title of this blog itself “A Geek in Korea” is a way of poking a hole in a stereotype while still owning and addressing it. I’m just me.

1) Find the nearest book to you with at least 123 pages.
2) Turn to page 123.
3) Find the 5th sentence.
4) Type the next 3 sentences after the 5th sentence.
5) Tag 5 people

Nearest book: Reading Comprehension D, Developing Fiction, Nonfiction skills: Student Edition

“What is the tallest mountain in the world?”

“Do mountains grow?”

Use the text and pictures from “Top of the world” to answer the questions below.

Lame. My nearest book was a text book.

Which Character From The Office Are You?

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Which Character on The Simpsons Are You?

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I listened to Starship Sofa’s podcast while sitting around during the Lunar New Year holiday. Right now I’m listening to my second episode, and while I like that this has some Hugo Award winning and nominated authors, I don’t know if I like this podcast yet.

The host has a thick Scottish accent, but thankfully doesn’t do the readings of the short fiction. In fact, I don’t know why there is even a host on the podcast at all. A plug for feedback and a drop of a name or two seems to be his only function. I don’t listen to their “round table talk out SF” episodes, only the stories, so maybe he is more involved than I know. It’s also a bi-weekly podcast, and that’s slow. I’ll keep it in queue, but it better deliver quality if it’s that infrequent.

One of the reasons I LOVE Escape Pod is that they have a lot of variety in their story choices and get a lot of new authors too. It’s weekly, but still brings consistent quality. I also like the commentary of Steve Eley about the way they choose stories. There is the annoyance of hearing them ask for donations, but they release their podcasts with a Creative Commons license. That’s pure awesome. Escape Pod is also better polished and seems to have a philosophy of general coolness I can get behind. It’s one of my highlights of the week when I get a chance to listen to it.

Anyway, it’s not like listening to one podcast means that I’m not allowed to listen to the other. The more the merrier when it comes to good Science Fiction short literature is what I’ll say.

Random Album Cover Meme rules:

Instructions:

You will create an album cover for a fictitious band, using a
fictitious album name and an image from Flickr. Follow these
steps below.

1. The first article title on the Wikipedia Random Articles page
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random) is the name of
your band.

2. The last four words of the very last quotation on the Random
Quotations page (http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3)
is the title of your album.

3. The third picture in Flickr’s Interesting Photos From The Last
7 Days (http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/) will
be your album cover.

Credits: (Flickr) (Quote)(Wiki)

(Meme from: Penny Arcade Forums, Instructions stolen from Typophile)

A deranged madman (myself) tried to upgrade Wordpress only to fail spectacularly. Only through the patience of a complete tech guru were we able to save the website. Sorry for that unplanned little outage. The forum should also be up and operational.

The process of getting the website reconstructed and running is an ongoing one, but in the future it should be easier to prevent such outages. If anything is completely broken, send an email or add it to the comments.

If I’m really lucky, nothing else breaks. For now.

I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me. Turns out I’m one of the top 47 (?) most popular English language Korean blogs around.

I’m still sticking to my claims I’m the first, if not the longest lasting blog in one URL, too. Anyone with a pre-Autumn 2001 English language Korean blog still in operation, call me out if I’m wrong. I’ll add a link if I’m wrong too.

Prologue:

I always knew that Korean parents were dedicated to having their children learn English at any cost, but it wasn’t until [tag]Zombies[/tag] struck that the idea was proved to me without a doubt. Today is the end of the world, and yet I’ve spent my day teaching like any other day. Well, perhaps it wasn’t just like any other day, with the barricades, the explosions, and everything else, but it’s pretty close. I’ll run it down for those of you still alive with Internet access not fighting the Zombie hoard yet…

Working at private academies would be the death of me. I just never knew it would be the death of so many others all around me. I’m blogging like it’s the end of the world…because it is….

Read the rest here, via download, as my first fictional short story (19 pages) based on my website.

Check in with other survivors at my elves are different.

If there is anyone left alive, that is….

[tag]bliteotw[/tag]

Apart from setting up new forums, planning for a Cambodia vacation later in the week, and getting Skype for Linux working (Microphone YES! Webcam NO!), I’ve been pretty busy.

Yesterday, by now you’ve heard, was the announcement of Starcraft 2. I’ll be looking forward to seeing my students reactions, and what happens as this game is released. The reaction from people so far has been positive. I don’t plan on playing it any time soon, if ever. I’ve learned my lesson from Warcraft III, namely, I suck at Blizzard RTS games. I’ll enjoy watching it on television when the first leagues start.

The forums are still very much a work in progress at the moment. I’ve got to learn a lot more things to get them whipped into shape. However, initial reaction is positive. I’d like to see more content, of course.

Today will be another busy day. We’ve got to pack and get ready for Cambodia. We’re leaving Tuesday. We don’t have a Lonely Planet guide, but we are trying to gather information and resources the best we can. Last night I was using Google Earth to try to get a sense of scale. I’m a little scared about how much there will be to see. I found out that Angkor Wat and the surrounding temples are much larger than The Forbidden City in Beijing. The Forbidden City blew my mind, and this is so much more huge. We’ve got three days to explore, so it should be a good adventure with lots of pictures.

I’ve had problems using a microphone in Linux. The standard “Sound Recorder” doesn’t work at all. I didn’t even know if it could detect my headset. However, after installing Skype for Linux, I fired it up and made a test call. It worked perfectly right out of the box. Sweet. Skype for Linux doesn’t support webcams, so I won’t be able to see my parents or friends when I call them, but at least I can call them again. With time, eventually it’ll do webcams (I hope), meaning another reason for Windows bites the dust.

It seems I haven’t come to the end of my little spamming problem.

It seems that because of a failed check on a spam website months ago my home IP address got added to a Spam blocking filter. It might not have even been MY computer, simply this IP address. I might have been banned for being a Korean overseas IP address. I could be banned for any reason actually. Some of the spam filters I’ve check banned Korea for “not caring about spam”. I care. I do. I really do.

If it was me spamming people, I must have been doing it while visiting my friends in the United States last year according to when this test was done. It could have been whoever had this IP address before me, anywhere, by anyone using this Internet Service Provider, since IP numbers are reused. A lot of Spam filters block ranges of IP addresses, so I might have been banned even if I had done nothing wrong!

Not only that, a lot of the spam blocking filter sites have insane requirements for removal, or only partially working removal request services. The site that banned me doesn’t accept emails for removal requests from anyone but the ISP. They create an arbitrary system of requirements and removal, then impact my blog as a result? I’m extremely displeased.

I’m not allowed to post comments on my own blog because they think I’m a Spammer, but it took them nearly a year to block me. What the hell? What’s the point of even building that sort of service if it’s that ineffective? Extreme annoyance.

*Edit: It seems that this is only a temporary annoyance. I am now fully blog capable again. Still, anti-spammers need to drop the “sledgehammer” approach.