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To Play:

This game would be literally translated as “Stab Stab, the Butt hole Poking game”. Use the mouse to navigate. Use the left mouse button to shoot. Avoid the man crapping on your head, while you “poke” him in the ass. There is a power-up shaped like a man that will level up your poking power. You have 80 seconds.

What the…?

The “찔러” means “stab”. “똥침” means, “butt hole poke.” “똥침” is a childish game where Korean children wrap their fingers together to poke each other in the ass when they catch somewhere unaware. The only rule is someone has to gloat by saying “똥침” “Dong chim!” after they catch you by surprise. Depending on the person poked, you may or may not have to run like hell. This “free impromptu colonoscopy” is an occupational hazard in Korea for all foreign teachers.

But…why?

Korean children have an unhealthy obsession with all things involving butts. I don’t know how else to explain it.