Candy Knife

 The student in the picture came in and started showing everyone her knife. She was running around the school yelling, “Look at my knife! It’s a CANDY KNIFE!”

None of the Korean teachers thought this was odd. I stopped her and asked her what she was doing. She said she had bought a candy knife, and was going to give it to her brother. She had paid 500 won at her Korean school. It was made of sugar, and was sharp enough to possibly poke out an eye, or leave a nice scratch. If it broke off in someone’s mouth, it’d be very dangerous though. I don’t think it would kill an attacker, but it would make them very sticky.

Korean schools are selling cheap candy blades made of sugar. They’ll get the children hyperactive, have them running around with a sharp object in their mouths, and then…there HAS to be more to the plan than this.

There HAS to be some sort of logic behind selling candy knives other than hating children. Right?